Nobody asked for it. Everybody got it anyway. I hate brócoli.
No tax. No presale. It is a vegetable, not a business plan. The creator's buy at launch is the prize wallet — public address, receipts for every payout, nothing else comes out of it.
Everything you need to know fits on the side of the package, the way it should.
Every household has one. The bag that gets pushed to the back of the crisper drawer until it becomes a science project. This is that bag, with a market cap.
Send yours to the chat. The best ones go up on the wall below, permanently.
Real grievances from real people. One line each. Updated Sundays.
Add yoursLaunch on pump.fun. Twelve people in the chat. Eleven of them are bots.
Bonding curve fills. The meme escapes the group chat and hits timelines.
Raydium. Charts. Somebody makes a worse version and we take that personally.
Every fridge on earth. Nobody eats it. The value was never the vegetable.
Phantom or Solflare. Free, takes two minutes.
Buy on an exchange and send it to your wallet address.
Open the pump.fun page, paste the contract address, buy.
You have earned this.